COLE HAMELS.

Tonight, I'm going to see the Phils against Dodgers (I have'nt come up with a rude take on their name like I have with other teams.) I'd like to hope it goes well, but I can face the facts: The phillies have no offense, it'll be a terrible game, they might lose, and then there will be some sort of attack on a Dodgers fan (Probably involving some sort of half eaten food and drinks) that, as a Philadelphian who supports Philly sports, I shall have no choice but to partake in.