No, I don't know all my Pokemon, though I used to back hen everyone at school was addicted to Pokemon. Now I have trouble just remembering all the evolutionary stages of some types. (what comes first- Ivysaur or Bulbasaur?)
I know all three tones for the readings: The prophecy tone, the epistle tone, and the gospel tone. So now, I could feasibly chant the first readings at mass, or both readings at sung matins. After ordination, I could chant the gospel in solemn masses. These are things any young man considering a vocation should know.