It's done. It's finally done! No more research! No more typing! No more note cards! This term paper is done! All ten pages, 120+ notecards, bibliography, bib cards, notes and citations, rough draft, it's all done.
This paper ruined so much of my life. I forgot to change the cat's litter on Tuesday, I had to buy computer paper rather than lunch a while age, and I missed the Mets game because I had to hurry up and type my last five pages.
Now, because we're all going to die, I'm going to get those masks I bought during the anthrax and SARS outbreaks.