Wowshock!

What a surprise!A tax-payer funded government program is bogged down by red tape and government bureacracy.I mean, this is unheard of! Who could've predicted that a $5 billion dollar earmark would do basically nothing, and do what it do badly? I mean sure, there weren't supposed to be any wasteful programs in the first place, but that's not the point! Most things the state runs are very good and have high quality! I mean, look at our publicschools! I mean, well, look at the other stimulus programs! I mean, well, look at our health care!I mean, the DMV! Okay, so well....yeah whatever!